Nortonisms.com was built as a tribute to our friend Douglas "Rooster" Norton, whose expressions are often thought provoking, sometimes proverbial, but always entertaining. The sayings have been collected over the years and is featured on this site as the official list of Nortonisms.

As you're reading them, it may not have the exact effect as we've experienced it, without Doug's stylistic delivery but hopefully you will find the humor and appreciate Doug's unique perspective.

And if you're ever in the Dallas, Texas area, maybe you'll be lucky enough to run into the legendary "Rooster" himself.